similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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