Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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