Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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