I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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