About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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