she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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