i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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