I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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