i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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