I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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