Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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