Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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