i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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