You surviving the open bar?
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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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