so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
handjob tips. give me some.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just pee around me
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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