I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
