If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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