so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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