i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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