with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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