I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So squirting runs in the family.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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