she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
