I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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