Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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