i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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