: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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