you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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