Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
ttyl tear gas
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
