Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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