rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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