i don't like sucking hair
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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