First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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