I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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