I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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