We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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