i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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