And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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