It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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