So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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