using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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