420 ftw
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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