Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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