Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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