Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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