But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize