Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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