I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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