dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
