we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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