Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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