So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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