So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
did you just send me my own nude
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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